egberts:

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE

“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”

AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT 

BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt

(via themoonandthetruth)

~   Unknown (via qoldlush)

(via lacunax)

lacunax:

guess what i’m watching wow i would let him do everything and anything to me
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What girls say:

I'm fine

What girls mean:

I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
18th May 201320:31145,630 notes

hecticglos:

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

(via champiignons)

subuurbanwaste:

ol dude on the right is like “just dont look just dont look just dont look”
18th May 201320:2734,173 notes
modernmethadone:

me
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Opaque  by  andbamnan